Fee-Fi-Fo-Fumm, let’s have some giant fun! Giants are usually both abnormally big and abnormally dumb, with their main desire being to SMASH (but that’s also what they do best).
In this category, we face off the most memorable human giants of fiction.
Giants Faceoff: Dongo the Doomed vs Giant
Do you know what might give you the upper hand against your enemy? A bloody giant, that’s what! Which of the below do you recruit to tear down your opponent’s defenses?
Dongo the Doomed (Game of Thrones)
Dongo was a giant in the wildling army of Mance Rayder. He died in the Battle at the Wall in GOT Season 4.
Giant (Hellboy, movie)
The Giants were a race of large humanoids that once walked the Earth.
Giants Faceoff: Fezzik vs Hagrid
They might be intimidating due to their larger stature, but some giants are just big softies. Which of the below is the gentler soul?
Fezzik (The Princess Bride)
Fezzik, the giant was employed by Vizzini. He doesn’t have a problem with subverting the law but doesn’t like to fight dirty.
Rubeus Hagrid (Harry Potter, movie)
An English half-giant wizard, son of Mr. Hagrid and the giantess Fridwulfa, and elder half-brother of the giant Grawp.
Giants Faceoff: Cyclops vs om the Stone-troll
Are they good? bad? One thing’s for sure–they’re hella ugly. Which of these unagreeable faces is harder to look at?
Cyclops (Clash Of Titans)
The foul, fearsome Cyclops are a breed of cannibal powerful giants endowed with brute strength and a single eye in the middle of their foreheads.
Tom the Stone-troll (The Hobbit)
Stone-trolls were huge trolls who turned into stone in direct sunlight.
Giants Faceoff: General Fallon vs The Fleshlumpeater
The villagers over yonder are constantly making fun of your height, but the tall community looks out for their own! Which giant do you send to teach them a lesson?
General Fallon (Jack the Giant Slayer)
General Fallon is the main antagonist of the 2013 film Jack the Giant Slayer. Fallon had two heads.
The Fleshlumpeater (The BFG)
The leader of the other eight child-eating giants that live in Giant Country.
Giants Faceoff: Bean vs Diane
Not many people can say they’re friends with giants, but you’re about to join that club! Which giant do you prefer to befriend?
Bean (Attack on Titan, anime series)
A Titan giant that stood 7 meters high. He acted with little intelligence and responded to an attempt of communication by attempting to eat Hange.
Diane (the Seven Deadly Sins, anime series)
Diane is the Serpent’s Sin of Envy of the Seven Deadly Sins. She is a member of the Giant Clan and is thus much larger than ordinary people, including her fellow Deadly Sins.
Huge Robot Warriors
Colossal tons of metal stomping across the battlefield, destroying everything and anything in their way, these giants are decked out with the latest in killing machinery. In this category, we face off those big assault robots that are big enough to terrify you, but not “Godzilla big”.
Huge Robot Warriors Faceoff: ED-209 vs Centurion Security Robots
Your dad just won the elections, which is great and all, but apparently, that makes you “a target” and in need of 24/7 security. Who do you choose as your new chaperone?
The Enforcement Droids, Series 209, or ED-209, are a fully-automated series of peacekeeping huge robot warriors created by Omni Consumer Products.
Centurion Security Robots (Alita: Battle Angel)
Centurions are giant police robots tirelessly patrolling the streets of Iron City for any danger or suspicious behavior, as well as making sure the ever so present bounty hunting follows the sacred Hunter-Warrior Code.
Huge Robot Warriors Faceoff: Optimus Prime vs The Destroyer
Thousands of giant mutated spiders are now terrorizing your city! Which robot do you partner with to help exterminate them?
Optimus Prime (Transformers)
The awe-inspiring leader of the Autobot forces. Despite no longer being a member, he maintains his military ranking of “Prime”. The scale chart released for the series indicates Optimus Prime stands about 22 feet tall.
The Destroyer (Thor)
The Destroyer, or The Destroyer Automaton, is an enchanted Asgardian automaton used primarily to guard Odin’s Vault.
Huge Robot Warriors Faceoff: Sentinels vs Gort
Earth is getting absolutely thrashed by alien invaders! You can clone a mini-army from one of these robots to fend them off. Which do you choose?
Sentinels (X-Men Days of Future Past)
Sentinels were mutant-hunting robots created by Bolivar Trask and developed by Trask Industries.
Gort (The Day the Earth Stood Still)
Gort is a member of a “race of robots” invented by an interplanetary confederation to protect their citizens against all aggression.
Huge Robot Warriors Faceoff: USR Demolition Bot vs Walker
In no way can you manage to cancel your gym membership. But what if there is no gym to be a member of? Which robot do you send to erase the gym?
VIKI USR Demolition bot (I, Robot)
As the first positronic brain, VIKI is absolutely huge compared to more compact models in the NS series robots that USR makes. This essentially makes her “sessile queen” to all the NS-5 units.
Walkers (Star Wars)
Huge armored cavalry vehicles that moved on mechanical legs. They can comprise anywhere between two and twelve legs.
Huge Robot Warriors Faceoff: Bumblebee vs Drone
You get one robot to help you with daily tasks: Carrying groceries, walking the dog, eliminating anyone who mocks you. The possibilities are endless. Who do you choose?
One of Optimus Prime’s most trusted lieutenants. Although he’s not the strongest or most powerful of the Autobots,
Automated machines created by the alien structure known as the Tet after it devastated Earth and settled into its orbit.